URT Chuck Norris Facts

**[SAT]LollyPop** Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:28 am

Thx Anoulis for making me rofl Very Happy

OK, Anoulis send me Chuck Norris facts connected with URT, the game starts here in next posts write new Norris facts.

Anaki:

1.Chuck norris can teamkill on evil pistol nades
2.Chuck norris can make a 5 streak with 3 kills

Mine:

3. Chuck Norris can plant two bombs in same round ...twice.
4. Chuck Norris can get to the ground -1 on uptown.
5. Chuck Norris can switch team, kill all opponents by TK and back to the mother team before the game begins.

Your turn!

**[SAT]ANOULIS** Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:30 am

6. Chuck norris can run faster than his HK nade (squirrel)
7. Chuck norris can win against all 15 SAT members without even firing his pistol

**[SAT]LollyPop** Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:32 am

8. Chuck Norris can shoot a nade in the sky on one round and the same nade kills all opponents at spawn in next round

**[SAT]ANOULIS** Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:40 am

9. Chuck Norris can catch an HE grenade in mid-air and throw it back to enemy!

**[SAT]LollyPop** Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:42 am

10. Chuck Norris can defuse bomb, chat, call a vote and spec other team player in the same time

**[SAT]ANAKI** Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:45 am

11.Chuck Norris throws a grenade with DE.
12.Chuck Norris is the only person allowed to use SAT tag without asking.
13Chuck Norris cant be banned, he can ban the server.
14.When you type in console !nuke Chuck Norris, u get tempban for 2 weeks.
15.Chuck Norris can plant the bomb and shoot at the same time.
16.Chuck Norris can defuse the bomb by pressing ctrl+T=for turbo.
17.When Chuck Norris makes a walljump he breaks the wall.
18.Chuck Norris can hold an armed HE grenade as much as he want without exploding.

**[SAT]ANOULIS** Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:49 am

19.Chuck Norris cant drown underwater he has /funstuff oxygenmask

**[SAT]LollyPop** Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:51 am

20. Chuck Norris can watch sounds and hear colors which improves his combat abbilities

**[SAT]ANAKI** Fri Jun 10, 2011 3:07 am

21.Chuck Norris never has CI on ut4_swim
22.Chuck Norris has always 130fps
23.Chuck Norris knows if the bomb is planted on red or black on uptown, anytime.
24.Chuck Norris doesnt need to crouch in the tunnel of swim.

**[SAT]AndreiZ** Fri Jun 10, 2011 3:25 am

25. Chuck Norris medics himself
26. Chuck Norris never gets tired

**[SAT]ANOULIS** Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:11 am

Chuck Norris can snipe using an SR8 scope on a Neveg in a pistol nades server
Chuck Norris can use b3 commands without being an admin!

**[SAT]AndreiZ** Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:22 am

Chuck Norris can take a bathroom break witouth moving away from his screen

Hornik Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:29 pm

Chuck Norris cant be seen, but he always see you
Chuck Norris dont need Walhack his ears is like radar
Chuck Norris can shoot you with Knive
Chuck Norris never kill teammate on SAT server he have friendly fire off
Chuck Norris can kick you to head and take you 100% hp

REDJHON Sun Jul 03, 2011 8:04 pm

[SAT]ANOULIS was banned by Chuck norris
Some day chuck norris start play in SAT server, he type !register and he start 10.000 skill and 20 ratio....

REDJHON Sun Jul 03, 2011 9:49 pm

Chuck norris is having a bad day (30.000 kill a row)
Chuck norris is the only one wich can play in SAT clan when the clan is not recruting
Chuck norris is the best urt player without know wich that game exists..

**[SAT]ANOULIS** Sun Jul 03, 2011 11:47 pm

Hornik wrote:
Chuck Norris never kill teammate on SAT server he have friendly fire off

HAHAHAHA loled!

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